So as some of you know, I am in primary. And in order to remember all the funny things that happen in primary I have got to keep some sort of record.
A boys mom is substituting as chorister for singing time. In an attempt to get the kids to sing louder she says, "you need to sing louder because I dont know this song." To which her boy yells out, "yes, you do you practiced it all morning."
A 7 year old is giving a talk and being Very fidgety. He looks way nervous and starts untucking his shirt and reading his very long talk, very fast. He steps down and up repeatedly on the little steps to the pulpit and I wonder if we should go stand by him so he calms down. Then all of the sudden in the most desperate face I've ever seen he turns to us mid-sentence and exclaims as quietly as he can so his friends dont hear it, "I have GOT to go potty!!" and then BOOKS it out the door. His mom finished his talk for him.
Next I look over and see Seth and one of his friends bending over their chairs with their heads by their shoes....then without warning Seth dives from that position into a somersault into the front isle....followed by the next kid....it's like synchronized chair rolling...nice.
More to come...
